BERNIEISMS
BERNIEISMS ARE FUN QUOTES CREATED OR COMPILED BY BERNIE CRONIN.
THEY ARE HERE TO ENTERTAIN, INSPIRE AND AT TIMES BREAK THE ICE.
While you’re scalping me why don’t you give me a haircut?
Don’t step over dollars to pick up dimes
This dog won’t hunt
I call a bar a ‘Thirst parlor’
It’s not the size of the dog in the fight; it’s the size of the fight in the dog
You don’t have to be crazy to work here. I’ll teach you
There’s no traffic jam on the extra mile
A cocktail is an ‘Adult Beverage’
The only ‘Fast Buck’ is in the Forest
Don’t should on me!!
The profit is in the hire
He’s so cocky he sends congratulatory notes to his parents on his birthday
We don’t think ourselves into a new way of acting; we act ourselves into a new way of thinking
No means we agree to disagree agreeably. Sales is about NO!
CEO means cut expenses often
‘Notivation’…NO is positive…it is a decision
Florida is a sunny place with shady people
Life is a sexually transmitted disease that is always fatal
You can’t spend overhead
You hire John Wayne on FRIDAY and Woody Allen comes in on MONDAY
Never confuse motion with action
You can make excuses and you can make money but you can’t do both
GLOBAL EXPANSION
Turning a New Page
CORPORATE IDENTITY CAMPAIGN
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BRAND REDESIGN
A Story of Success
GLOBAL EXPANSION
Turning a New Page
CORPORATE IDENTITY CAMPAIGN
An Innovative Solution
BRAND REDESIGN
A Story of Success