BERNIEISMS

BERNIEISMS ARE FUN QUOTES CREATED OR COMPILED BY BERNIE CRONIN.
THEY ARE HERE TO ENTERTAIN, INSPIRE AND AT TIMES BREAK THE ICE.

  • While you’re scalping me why don’t you give me a haircut?

  • Don’t step over dollars to pick up dimes

  • This dog won’t hunt

  • I call a bar a ‘Thirst parlor’

  • It’s not the size of the dog in the fight; it’s the size of the fight in the dog

  • You don’t have to be crazy to work here. I’ll teach you

  • There’s no traffic jam on the extra mile

  • A cocktail is an ‘Adult Beverage’

  • The only ‘Fast Buck’ is in the Forest

  • Don’t should on me!!

  • The profit is in the hire

  • He’s so cocky he sends congratulatory notes to his parents on his birthday

  • We don’t think ourselves into a new way of acting; we act ourselves into a new way of thinking

  • No means we agree to disagree agreeably. Sales is about NO!

  • CEO means cut expenses often

  • ‘Notivation’…NO is positive…it is a decision

  • Florida is a sunny place with shady people

  • Life is a sexually transmitted disease that is always fatal

  • You can’t spend overhead

  • You hire John Wayne on FRIDAY and Woody Allen comes in on MONDAY

  • Never confuse motion with action

  • You can make excuses and you can make money but you can’t do both

 
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